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This palm is called the Devil’s Penis. Shhhhh…I wasn’t the one who named it.

Jatun Sacha, Ecuador

What is it with plants and dongs????

Humans cut off their sexual organs as part of our mating rituals. This is a threat.

😂 you’re right!!

It gets better: they move.

Those roots are constantly growing and form like stilts, and over time the palms drift…

Noooooooooooooooooo it can CHASE YOU?!!?!?!?

Aaahhhhh keep the dick tree AWAY from meeee!!!! 😱

honestly I’m surprised the notes aren’t just full of people wanting to fuck it, followed by some anthro manga style fanart

In my experience, it takes a few weeks for posts to travel from the science side of tumblr to the… uh… other side of tumblr

But I guess THE WALKING DICK TREE might make it there faster, we’ll see!