Regular

anais-ninja-bitch:

anaisnein:

pwapboi:

digital-umbras:

necromatador:

wickedwitchshaming:

wallcrawler-exmachina:

pwapboi:

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere

this is worse

jade how did you manage to make this worse

But centaurs DO have 3 body parts.  Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen.  Centaurs have a head, a human “thorax”, and a horse “abdomen”.

Instead I propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.

“BEHOLD A CENTAUR”

– Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground

this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things

sir that’s my emotional support category structure

#no

*sigh* folks

Where is

The centaur’s

EXOSKELETON?

Where are the

SEGMENTED BODY PARTS?

Want to drive yourself crazy? Count the number of legs on a butterfly.

This isn’t how phylogeny works