Category: I was just always late for work let’s just put it that way

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

I have been late for work because I had a giant caterpillar on me and I couldn’t get it off. No, really, if you have a caterpillar on you, and it doesn’t want to be off of you, you are stuck with a caterpillar on you forever. Forever.

Either you go to work with a caterpillar on your arm, or you’re late for work. Either way, the caterpillar wins.

July 8, 2019