Category: I was just always late for work let’s just put it that way


caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

I have been late for work because I had a giant caterpillar on me and I couldn’t get it off. No, really, if you have a caterpillar on you, and it doesn’t want to be off of you, you are stuck with a caterpillar on you forever. Forever.

Either you go to work with a caterpillar on your arm, or you’re late for work. Either way, the caterpillar wins.

July 8, 2019