Target continues to be my remorseless enabler. also, I probably freaked some people out because I cackled loudly in the dressing room the whole time I was trying this thing on
Last time I raided the kid’s department at Target, I got these sweet shark shirts (I don’t remember if I saw the button-up or not—if I did it was too expensive!):
The tooth one glows in the dark! I’m still a huge fan of my gateway shirt into the children’s clothing department:
Front and back, shiny silvery letters containing an animal fact, anatomically correct representations of sharks with their names (again, shiny silvery letters), and in the little girl’s section. The sharks are CUTE!!! Just like they are in REAL LIFE!!! I want to kiss all their little noses!!!
Anyways yeah I also have an addiction. I think the Target people figured out they have two key customer bases. They just need to start making the same shirts in adult sizes! I’m lucky I’m relatively small and can squeeze into the kid’s shirts, everyone else deserves them, too! Maybe we should start a petition.
April 19, 2019
Live update from the closet
I believe I have achieved Shark Outfit Pefection
May 17, 2019
Absolutely slaying with that outfit
Took a new headshot for my linkedin profile today and kept the leggings on for ultimate powersuit energy
Can I also let you know that underwear are also available with sharks on them.
I know, because I own two pairs.
Just in case you wanted to go sharks on the outside and the inside.
I MUST BE 100% SHARK
Also amusing in retrospect, I have declared myself to be a shark on my personal facebook page since well before the acquisition of shark clothing, so it was only a matter of time
Yes, top middle photo is of me scuba diving, and yes, there were sharks (and they were precious and I loved them).
May 18, 2019